Welcome to the Headquarters of the Secret Sweethearts. We are a completely arcane group of girls who have set out to be friends, fun-havers/causers, and general mayhem creators. There are five of us who run the main group (two Presidents and three Vice-Presidents), and as many as ten other girls who are part-time Sweethearts.

Joanna and Liliana are the main Presidents. They are both over the age of sixteen and have been Sweethearts to at least two of the Enemy Clan. (See the Enemy Clan page.) Rose, Frieda Marie and Alice May are the three Vice-Presidents. They are under the age of 16 and have also attempted to Sweetheart at least two of the Enemy Clan.

Our other girls include, but are not limited to: Charlie, Sara Kay, Renee, Liza Marie, Hattie, and Anastasia. All of them are under sixteen part-time Sweethearts who cause chaos and disarray in the world of the Sweethearts and the Enemy. Obviously, each of the girls' identities must remain unknown and therefore every Sweetheart is given a new name when she joins. Males are absolutely not allowed to be Sweethearts,  but there are ways for them to be involved. (See the Sweethearted page.)